Chevy Firebrand

Chevvy, named so for the onomatopoeic similarity to the emotional 'chafing' sensation all undergo whenever the self-important, loudmouthed, moussed-goatee-with-a-buffoon-attached human struts into the room, is for all intents and purposes, a dirty dirty little wizard. Whether of his own volition or simple incompetence the dirty dirty little wizard is solely responsible for the death of a beautiful, caring, honest, slightly-middle-aged Eladrin woman by the holy holy name of Monika.

And he shall pay for his crimes against the fair people of the Feywild.