Monica Ubendé

Monica had not much in life... Wife to a dead ne'er-do-well, mother to a celebate merchant daughter and Duravit Ubende (the selfsame shallow, callous, militant tramp, bigamist and gambler Duravit Ubendé)... Daughter to unsympathetic nobility who cast her out following the Ubendé scandal and in addition to familial issues, she was also rather middle-aged.

Her consequential emotional destitution perhaps, according to scholars, explains not only the strange and perverse sexual frivolity of her late years, but also her sudden and seemingly uncharacteristic selflessness in sacrificing herself so that Chevy Firebrand - a wizard of wholly unremarkable facial hair - should live. Scholars would like it noted that they can not fathom any other reason why she would do that; there was a panoply of much more renowned dead wizards with notably superior facial hair she could have sacrificed herself for. Yet she did not, she chose to let the glam-rock baboon live.