Chuck Tundra

Hey there, I'm Dr. Chuck Rosemary Tundra III, PhD, but you can call me sir.

That was a joke of course, I'm a pretty down to it kind of role model y'know. They don't call the 'Fundra' for nothing. But wait, who are 'they'? Well, a-he-he-he, 'they' are the 3,000,000+ inhabitants of this lonely little plane we all share that I am here to serve in all things; that's right, from friendly smiles across the counter at your local small business, to hair-tussling strokes of the newest orphan boy's hair; Chuck Tundra is here for you, reader, whoever you may be.

I come from a long line of fabulous dancers and unforgettable jawlines and I'm here to promote good will, good taste, and good hygiene wherever I may wander with my humble crew of Care-Givers. Just assess my worth from some of the many testimonials I've been sent via homing pigeon:

"Bring 100 of the finest military strategists you have. Failing that, bring me Chuck Tundra."

"That smile could melt even the thickest ice, ice, baby"

"Well I certainly had Fundra in the Tundra"

"Thank you care-givers, I can sleep easy knowing that orphanage has been rebuilt with sweat, tears and piety holding the roof together."